me as a parent:
NO MOM I DONT CARE IF IM WEARING A ‘BOYS’ SHIRT
LIKE HOW THE FUCK DOES A SHIRT HAVE A GENDER HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN???
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
When a hot boy texts you first
When he starts asking about your hot friend
me flirting: do you want to call me and hear me eat a popsicle